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Busted! How the LockBit Kingpin’s $500M Ransomware Empire Crumbled
Cracking the LockBit case: Feds indict a Russian cybercriminal, revealing the underbelly of a $500 million ransomware empire. Even his aliases had aliases! #LockBitsMastermindUnlocked

Hot Take:
Well, it looks like the mastermind behind the digital world's equivalent of the "Home Alone" bandits just got a taste of his own medicine! Dmitry "LockbitSupp" Khoroshev, who dabbled in the art of ransomware with the finesse of a bull in a china shop, has been outed by the cyber-sleuths. With a name like "putinkrab," I can't help but wonder if he was crab-walking his way to infamy or just a fan of crustaceans with a political twist. Hackers gonna hack, but when you poke the Russian bear, don't be surprised if it doesn't want to play nice anymore.