Breaking the Code: Canada’s Controversial Cybersecurity Bill C-26 Risks Online Safety for All

Canada’s cybersecurity saga thickens with Bill C-26—think of it as ‘Holes-R-Us’ for 5G encryption. It’s like the government’s playing cyber Swiss cheese with our privacy, inviting hackers to a digital fondue party. 🧀🔓 #EncryptionBackdoors

Published: Added: May 29, 2024 at 6:03 pmAssembled by: J J
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Oh, Canada! Our home and native land, where the maple syrup is as sweet as our internet privacy is... about to get sticky? Bill C-26 sounds like someone took "slide into your DMs" too literally and decided government officials should have VIP backstage passes to our encrypted chats. Is it just me, or does the idea of purposefully punching holes in our cybersecurity feel like installing a pet door for hackers?

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