Bite of the Forbidden Fruit: Apple’s Safari Privacy Blunder Unleashes Tracking Horrors on EU iPhones

In a twist of irony, Apple’s Safari in the EU has become the antitrust antithesis of privacy, with third-party app stores tracking users’ web footsteps. Cue the “privacy-focused” browser leaking data, despite Cupertino’s claims. #ApplePrivacyBlunder

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Oh, Apple, look at you making friends across the pond by turning European Safari users into unwilling stars of "The Truman Show: App Store Edition." It's like you're trying to prove that the only thing more innovative than your tech is your ability to create privacy paradoxes. Way to turn "Private Browsing" into "Private? Browsing..."

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Okay, deep breath, let's get this over with. In the grand act of digital self-sabotage, we've littered this site with cookies. Yep, we did that. Why? So your highness can have a 'premium' experience or whatever. These traitorous cookies hide in your browser, eagerly waiting to welcome you back like a guilty dog that's just chewed your favorite shoe. And, if that's not enough, they also tattle on which parts of our sad little corner of the web you obsess over. Feels dirty, doesn't it?