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Bitcoin Bonanza or Bust: Hack Sparks SEC Scramble and Crypto Chaos!
Buckle up, Bitcoiners! A hacked tweet turned the crypto market into a theme park, complete with financial loop-de-loops. Spoiler: the SEC’s still not on the Bitcoin ETF bandwagon. 🎢 #BitcoinRollercoaster
Hot Take:
Who knew that Bitcoin's value could do the hokey pokey at the tweet of a button? In a classic case of 'tweet now, ask questions never,' the SEC's hacked Twitter account took investors on a wild ride, proving that in the world of crypto, the only thing more volatile than the market is the news about the market.
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