Biotech Blunder or Password Pandemonium? 23andMe’s Data Debacle Spurs Security Spat!

Facing a data debacle, 23andMe points the finger at users’ penchant for password recycling—because nothing says “we care” like a good ol’ blame game. But hey, who needs robust security when you’ve got scapegoats, right? #PasswordBlameGame

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Oh, 23andMe, when you point one finger at users for their "godawful" password habits, there are three fingers pointing right back at ya! Sure, let's just overlook the absence of a cyber nanny (a.k.a. mandatory 2FA) to keep those genetic secrets safe. It's like blaming the cows for escaping when you left the barn door wide open!

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