Billion-Dollar Oops: EU’s GDPR Fines Hit €4.5 Billion Mark as Big Tech Pays Up

Dodging GDPR fines is like playing digital dodgeball—and it looks like Meta just got smacked with a €2.5 billion reality check. Ouch!

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Who said data breaches couldn't be profitable? For the EU, it's been a €4.5 billion bonanza thanks to the GDPR! It's like a "pay-per-screw-up" model, where companies fumble with your data and Europe gets to keep the change. Talk about incentivizing privacy; the EU's got companies coughing up cash like they're playing a high-stakes slot machine with your personal info. And the house always wins.

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