Big Brother’s New Guise: EU’s Chat Control Vote Threatens to Shatter Privacy

Facing a “disaster in the making,” the EU’s Chat Control 2.0 threatens privacy with “mass surveillance masquerading as moderation.” Tech giants unite—say no to spyware in your pocket! #StopChatControl

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Oh boy, the EU is at it again, folks! With the "Chat Control" bill, they're essentially trying to turn tech companies into babysitters with X-ray vision for your private messages. If this passes, your memes and cat videos might come with a side of government surveillance. Nothing says "I trust you" like mandatory message scanning, am I right?

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