Biden’s Digital Defense: Hospitals Must Up Their Cybersecurity Game or Say Goodbye to Federal Funding

Behold: hospitals are the new hotspots for cybercrime. But it’s not all doom and gloom. The Biden administration is playing superhero, mandating digital security in hospitals to secure federal funds. So, it’s time for hospitals to ditch their charm offensive against cybercriminals, and embrace a little cyber hygiene!

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Well folks, it turns out that the online baddies are seeing hospitals as a goldmine for their nefarious activities. But don't fret, Uncle Sam is stepping up to the plate. The Biden administration plans to tighten the purse strings, only forking out federal funds to hospitals that meet a certain digital security standard. It's high time hospitals stopped relying on their charm and good looks to keep cybercriminals at bay, and started adopting some basic cyber hygiene!

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