Apple’s M-Series Chips’ New Vulnerability: GoFetch Flaw Could Bite Your Crypto Safety!

Don’t let your Mac spill the beans! The new ‘GoFetch’ vulnerability could turn cryptographic keys into digital gossip. But fear not, your memes are safe—performance hits only during top-secret spy stuff. Apple’s lips? Sealed. 🤐🍏 #GoFetchRisk

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Move over, Spectre and Meltdown, there's a new haunting in Apple town, and it's got a canine name: GoFetch. This new side-channel vulnerability is like the mischievous ghost in the machine that could, theoretically, play fetch with your secret keys. The bad news? There's no "Ghostbusters" for this spectral threat – the vulnerability is "unpatchable," and Apple's silence on the matter is as comforting as a cryptic note in a haunted house.

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