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Apple Fights EU’s Digital Markets Act: Safety Crusade or Profit Play?
Apple’s not just sour; they’re shaking the EU tree with a whitepaper on why third-party app stores might just turn your iPhone into the Wild West of malware. Yee-haw for security, or just a duel over dollars? 🤠💸 #DigitalMarketsAct
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It's a classic tale of the unstoppable force meeting the immovable object: The EU's Digital Markets Act (DMA) is coming in hot, and Apple's sitting in its walled garden armed with a strongly-worded whitepaper and a new feature called Notarization for iOS. It's like watching a high-stakes game of chicken, but instead of cars, we've got privacy policies and legal jargon. Apple is crying wolf about security risks, but let's be real, it's also about protecting those sweet, sweet App Store profits. Can't fault a business for trying to save its golden goose from being cooked by regulations, can we?
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