Age Verification Laws: The Privacy Nightmare Parents Never Asked For!

Age verification will not keep children safe online. Instead, it’s like using a sledgehammer to crack a nut, restricting access for everyone. Let’s focus on privacy laws and parental controls to protect our kids, not mandatory age checks that make the internet feel like an exclusive club with a bouncer.

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Hot Take:

Who knew that verifying your age online could make you feel like you’re trying to sneak into a nightclub with a fake ID? Age verification laws are turning the internet into a bouncer that just says, “Sorry, kiddo, not on the list.”

Key Points:

  • Age verification laws are creating more problems than they solve, with website shutdowns and privacy concerns.
  • These laws fail to address the complex social issues of online safety for minors.
  • Parental controls offer a better solution, but are currently underused.
  • Privacy laws could provide better protection for minors than age verification mandates.
  • Supporting comprehensive privacy legislation and fighting against data brokers are crucial steps forward.

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