Microsoft’s KB5068781 update is here to save the day—or at least extend it. While Windows 10 fans shed a tear with end-of-support news, this security update swoops in, addressing a bug that prematurely declared end times. With 63 security fixes, it’s like a superhero for your PC, albeit with a cape made of code.

Microsoft’s latest Windows 11 update, KB5068861, is like a superhero team-up: squashing bugs, tightening security, and adding new features. The new Start menu UI lets you ditch the clutter and embrace simplicity—unless, of course, you love icons like a true collector. Embrace the chaos or achieve minimalist zen—Windows 11 has you covered!

Microsoft’s November 2025 Patch Tuesday tackles 63 flaws, including one actively exploited zero-day vulnerability. Highlights? Four “Critical” issues and Windows 10’s first extended security update. If you’re still clinging to Windows 10 like a favorite old sweater, it’s time to upgrade to Windows 11 or join the ESU program.

Microsoft’s emergency update, KB5071959, comes to the rescue of frustrated Windows 10 users unable to enroll in the Extended Security Updates program. This out-of-band update is like the superhero cape your computer needs to swoop in and save the day, ensuring your device is secure and bugs stand no chance!

Elder fraud has gone digital, with AI impersonation scams making it alarmingly easy to con senior citizens. Fraudsters now use AI-generated voices and online data to craft believable scams, leading to a 43% increase in losses last year. It’s like online fraud has turned into a high-tech heist movie—minus the popcorn.

The Quantum Route Redirect system is like a phishing campaign starter kit for the less tech-savvy criminal. Targeting Microsoft 365 users globally, it cleverly sorts users from bots, sending unsuspecting humans to the phishing site while fooling security tools with safe URLs. It’s phishing gone global, now with a user-friendly dashboard.

Arnica’s Arnie AI is here to save the day—or should we say, save the code? In a world where AI agents churn out code faster than you can say “syntax error,” traditional AppSec just can’t keep up. With AI SAST and the Agentic Rules Enforcer, Arnie AI offers real-time security checks to keep your code…

The “Bitcoin Queen” of China, Zhimin Qian, is now serving a royal sentence in London: 11 years and eight months for laundering billions in Bitcoin. Her reign over a £5.5 billion crypto scheme ended with the largest cryptocurrency seizure in British history. Talk about a crypto crash!

Cyber-attackers are exploiting Google’s Find Hub to wipe Android devices remotely. Disguised as stress-relief apps, malicious files were spread through KakaoTalk, leading to data deletion. The GSC identified this as the first state-sponsored abuse of the feature. APT campaigns now blend human deceit with tech savvy, demanding stronger authentication and monitoring.

North Korea’s notorious Konni APT group is launching cyberattacks on Android users in South Korea, exploiting Google’s Find Hub. This advanced persistent threat leverages social engineering via the KakaoTalk app to distribute malware, remotely reset devices, and compromise accounts, proving that not even lost device features can evade their sneaky tactics.

North Korean spies have found a new way to torch cyber-spying evidence using Google’s Find My Device. By hijacking this service, they’ve remotely wiped South Korean targets’ Android phones, erasing incriminating data. It’s like a high-stakes game of “I Spy,” but with a factory reset finale, leaving victims with blank phones and bewilderment.

Qilin, the ransomware group with a name that sounds like a mythical beast but acts more like a tech startup, is exploiting unpatched VPNs and lack of multi-factor authentication to breach networks. With affiliates like Scattered Spider joining their RaaS platform, Qilin is quietly becoming the cybersecurity version of a ninja—silent but deadly.

Google has uncovered a security flaw in Triofox that lets attackers create new admin accounts and run malicious code. Taking advantage of the vulnerability, hackers performed an HTTP Host header attack. Triofox users should update to the latest version to avoid becoming the punchline in a cybercriminal’s joke.

SAP’s November security updates tackle major issues, including a 10.0 severity flaw in SQL Anywhere Monitor with hardcoded credentials and a 9.9 severity code injection vulnerability in the Solution Manager. While no active exploitation has been detected, system administrators should patch pronto to avoid transforming their systems into high-tech piñatas.

GlobalLogic, a digital engineering services provider, is alerting over 10,000 employees of an Oracle E-Business Suite data breach. The Clop ransomware gang is suspected of exploiting a zero-day vulnerability, snatching sensitive information like Social Security numbers. While negotiations continue, GlobalLogic isn’t on Clop’s leak site—yet.

GootLoader is back, now using custom WOFF2 fonts to hide filenames and evade detection. The malware exploits WordPress comment endpoints and deceives users by distorting filenames like Florida_HOA_Committee_Meeting_Guide.pdf into bizarre characters. This sneaky tactic ensures the ZIP file looks harmless while delivering a malicious payload. Who knew fonts could be so maliciously stylish?

Fantasy Hub, a Russian-sold Android RAT, offers Malware-as-a-Service via Telegram, letting attackers spy, steal data, and control devices. With a bot-driven subscription model, it’s the malware equivalent of a fast-food joint—cheap, accessible, and potentially heartburn-inducing for anyone who underestimates its potency.

Privacy advocates are raising eyebrows at the European Commission’s leaked plans for a digital privacy overhaul. Accusations fly that officials are slipping past legislative processes to cater to Big Tech. Critics argue the proposals masquerade as small business relief while actually benefiting tech giants. It’s a GDPR plot twist nobody saw coming!

Firefox 145 introduces improved browser fingerprinting protections, making it harder for websites to identify and track you based on your device’s unique characteristics. Mozilla’s efforts reduce the number of users seen as unique by almost half, enhancing privacy without compromising website functionality. Embrace the power of anonymity with these stealthy upgrades!

In Dark Reading’s latest “Heard it From a CISO” episode, three cybersecurity pros reveal their journey from military to cyber defense. Their military skills, like mission focus and leadership, are crucial when facing cyber threats that don’t take holidays. Not all veterans have tech backgrounds, but adaptability and teamwork make them cybersecurity naturals.