ShadyPanda’s espionage operation, infecting over 4.3 million Chrome and Edge users, is a masterclass in patience. By disguising malicious extensions as innocent tools, they played the “long game,” turning everyday browsing into a surveillance nightmare. Remember, when it comes to extensions, even the most innocent-looking can hide a panda with a plan.

The password manager paradox: We’ve traded in our flimsy ‘123456’ passwords for a single, mighty master password, but it seems we’ve just moved the target. Now, all it takes is one master key in the wrong hands, and it’s like giving a cybercriminal the keys to your entire digital kingdom!

India mandates SIM-linked messaging apps to combat fraud. Now, WhatsApp, Telegram, and others must ensure accounts are tied to active SIMs, aiming to curb scams and misuse. With mandatory auto-logouts and stricter verification, the Department of Telecommunications hopes to make fraudsters’ lives as difficult as explaining quantum physics to a cat.

Picklescan’s got some spicy flaws! Three critical security issues let hackers sneak malicious PyTorch models past its defenses. It’s like a secret agent mission where the villain hides in plain sight. With vulnerabilities swept under the rug in version 0.0.31, it’s time for developers to up their pickle game and get serious about AI security!

Cybersecurity researchers have uncovered a Rust package masquerading as an Ethereum helper tool, stealthily targeting Windows, macOS, and Linux. Named “evm-units,” it cleverly exploits developer machines by checking for Qihoo 360 antivirus and sneaking in payloads. It’s like a digital ninja, except instead of throwing stars, it’s tossing malware into your system.

Askul’s back in the game, folks! After a ransomware attack that sidelined them for 45 days, the Japanese e-tailer has resumed online sales. While B2B services are up and running, consumer businesses are still on hold. Let’s hope they’ve got a new antivirus and a backup plan that doesn’t involve carrier pigeons.

India’s Civil Aviation Minister has confirmed GPS spoofing and jamming at eight major airports, including Delhi and Mumbai. While no harm was caused, pilots are urged to rely on alternative navigation methods. The Airports Authority of India is working to identify interference sources. Cybersecurity measures are continuously upgraded to counter evolving threats.

CISA has reminded staff to keep lips zipped and leave all media chatter to the pros. The agency insists it’s all about transparency, just the kind that goes through their official pipeline. So, if you’ve got the urge to spill secrets, remember: no unauthorized chatter about cybersecurity and infrastructure security!

The Korean National Police arrested four individuals for hacking over 120,000 IP cameras and selling footage to a foreign adult site. Investigations are also targeting the site’s operators and viewers. As a precaution, users should change default passwords, disable remote access, and update firmware.

EFF opposes USPTO’s new rules that would make challenging dubious patents nearly impossible, giving patent trolls a dream come true. Inter partes review (IPR) needs to stay open and effective to avoid a patent apocalypse. Speak up before the deadline and help stop this potential patent pandemonium!

Chat logs are deeply personal, like digital diaries. As AI companies hold sensitive user data, law enforcement’s interest grows. But the U.S. Constitution is clear: get a warrant. Without privacy protections, users might think twice before asking their AI assistant for the best breakup advice or how to fix their lopsided soufflé.

The FTC is demanding Illuminate Education to erase unnecessary student data and beef up security after a 2021 breach exposed 10 million students’ info. Apparently, using old employee credentials to access sensitive data is a no-no. Who knew? Illuminate must now adhere to data retention guidelines and notify the FTC about any future breaches.

ChatGPT is having a worldwide “oops” moment, leaving 30,000 users experiencing elevated errors. With conversations disappearing and responses stuck in limbo, OpenAI is working on a fix. Meanwhile, enjoy the digital version of talking to a wall, as the AI ponders its existential crisis.

Target’s prices are cracking up! The cost of eggs and toilet paper varies based on your location, thanks to algorithmic pricing. In New York, a new law demands transparency about how personal data sets these prices. So, next time your wallet feels lighter, you might have your zip code to thank.

The Shai-Hulud attack on NPM left 400,000 secrets exposed in over 30,000 GitHub repositories, with 60% of leaked tokens still valid. Researchers at Wiz found that 87% of infected machines ran on Linux, while 76% were containers. The attack’s impact could have been reduced by early neutralization of key packages.

India’s Department of Telecommunications has made a call of its own, demanding messaging apps like WhatsApp, Telegram, and Signal tie user accounts to active SIM cards. This directive aims to thwart scammers and cyber fraudsters from using Indian numbers for dubious activities. So, if you’re a sneaky scammer, it’s time to SIM-plement a new career!

In the latest Android security bulletin, two high-severity bugs were exploited as zero-days before patches were issued. While Google hasn’t spilled the beans on the culprits, updating your device ASAP is wise. With 107 security holes to patch, it’s the perfect time to embrace your inner tech superhero.

The Everest ransomware group claims to have swiped over 1TB of data from ASUS, including camera source code. They’re demanding ASUS respond via encrypted messaging within 21 hours. No ransom amount is public yet, leaving ASUS fans holding their breath and cameras possibly holding their own secrets.

The University of Pennsylvania has been caught in Clop’s Oracle EBS smash-and-grab spree, warning over a thousand folks that their data was swiped. The hackers played peekaboo with a zero-day flaw, and while Penn’s patched up now, it’s still sorting through the chaos of Clop’s audacious antics.

If you’re cruising down the US-Mexico border, you might be caught on camera more times than a Kardashian. U.S. Customs and Border Protection and the DEA have plastered the area with automated license plate readers. So, if you spot an odd orange barrel, it might be more than just road work!