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From The Aether

Yearn Finance’s $9M Oopsie: How 16 Wei Became 235 Septillion yETH Tokens!

Check Point Research reveals a flaw in Yearn Finance’s yETH pool allowed an attacker to mint 235 septillion yETH tokens after depositing just 16 wei, worth $0.000000000000000045. Exploiting desynchronized virtual balances, the perpetrator creatively turned a tiny deposit into $9 million in assets, proving crime sometimes does pay—if you’re a coding genius.

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AI Unleashes Water Saci: Brazil’s Banking Nightmare Just Got a Python Upgrade!

Water Saci, a malware campaign targeting Brazilian financial institutions, has leveled up with AI and Python. Using WhatsApp for a layered attack, it cleverly bypasses security defenses. Trend Micro reports that the malware’s goal is to steal data and wreak havoc across banking and cryptocurrency exchanges in Latin America.

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DragonForce Ransomware Cartel: A Comedy of Cybercriminal Errors or the Ultimate Cyber Threat?

DragonForce ransomware has rebranded itself as a “ransomware cartel,” offering affiliates 80% of profits and customizable tools. Its partnership with Scattered Spider elevates the threat landscape, proving that when cybercriminals join forces, they don’t just “think outside the box,” they break into it and hold the box for ransom.

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Scaling Security: Architect Your DevSecOps for Success or Stumble!

Choosing Cycode alternatives is like picking a dance partner for the security tango—it’s not just about fancy moves but about staying in sync when the pace picks up. Don’t let clunky tools trip up your DevSecOps rhythm. With the right architecture, you can glide across thousands of repositories without breaking a sweat!

3 weeks ago

Ransomware’s Holiday Hijinks: Why Hackers Love Your Vacations!

If your security team is a skeleton crew on weekends and holidays, you’re more likely to get hit with ransomware. Attackers love striking when enterprises are understaffed, making that festive downtime your cybersecurity nightmare. So, while you’re dreaming of sugarplums, ransomware gangs are dreaming of encrypting your data.

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North Korean IT Shenanigans: Lazarus Group’s Sneaky Remote Worker Ruse Exposed!

Researchers exposed a Lazarus scheme using remote IT workers tied to North Korea’s Famous Chollima APT Group. They captured the full attack cycle on video, revealing a North Korean network of IT contractors infiltrating various sectors. The operation involved fake developer laptops to lure Lazarus operators, showcasing their tactics without planting malware.

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Niobium’s $23M Boost: Supercharging Encryption for a Quantum-Proof Future!

Niobium just scored $23 million in a funding round hotter than a jalapeño in July. Based in Dayton, Ohio, Niobium is revolutionizing data privacy with a hardware accelerator for fully homomorphic encryption. Now they can turbocharge encrypted computing, making zero-trust computing feasible and giving quantum threats a run for their money!

3 weeks ago

WordPress Woes: King Addons Vulnerability Sparks 50,000 Hacking Attempts!

WordPress websites are being hacked through a King Addons for Elementor vulnerability, according to Defiant. Tracked as CVE-2025-8489, this bug allows attackers to become site administrators. With 50,000 exploit attempts recorded, consider it a VIP pass for hackers. Remember to update to King Addons for Elementor version 51.1.35 for a secure site.

3 weeks ago

Aisuru Botnet: The 29.7 Tbps Menace That Keeps Cybersecurity on High Alert

The Aisuru botnet is the internet’s unwanted overachiever, boasting world record-breaking DDoS attacks that can disrupt service providers without even trying. Cloudflare estimates between one and four million infected hosts worldwide are ready for hire, making Aisuru the cybercriminal’s favorite rental service—for when you absolutely, positively need to shut down the internet.

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UK’s Ransomware Payment Ban: A Comedy of National Security Exemptions

UK Security Minister Dan Jarvis is championing a ransomware payment ban for public sector and critical national infrastructure organizations. While aiming to thwart cybercriminals, the plan allows for national security exemptions. Jarvis acknowledges potential pitfalls, emphasizing the need for careful implementation to avoid forcing organizations into impossible choices.

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ServiceNow’s $1 Billion Bet on Veza: Identity Security Just Got a New Sheriff

ServiceNow is making headlines by acquiring Veza Security, a company that specializes in identity security. It seems like ServiceNow is saying, “Veza, join us, and together we shall rule the identity management galaxy!” With Veza’s specialized platform, ServiceNow aims to bolster its security and risk portfolios, enhancing identity and access controls.

3 weeks ago

Arizona Sues Temu: Data Theft Allegations Make TikTok Look Like Child’s Play

Arizona Attorney General Kris Mayes is suing Temu, accusing the Chinese retailer of massive data theft. She claims the app covertly tracks users’ locations and data without consent, even labeling it a “grave” privacy invasion. Mayes urges Arizonans to uninstall Temu and scan for malware, emphasizing the seriousness of this legal battle.

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AI-apocalypse Now: Business Leaders Sound the Alarm on Digital Dystopia!

Business leaders are losing sleep over AI’s adverse outcomes, misinformation, and cyber insecurity, according to the World Economic Forum’s survey. AI is the ultimate multitasker, powering deepfake mischief, upskilling cyber villains, and even dabbling in data poisoning. It’s official: AI is the overachiever of threats, topping boardroom agendas worldwide.

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Cyber Mayhem: Universities Caught in Oracle E-Business Suite Hack!

The University of Pennsylvania and the University of Phoenix are in the spotlight, but not for their academic prowess. They’ve joined the unfortunate ranks of the Oracle E-Business Suite cyberattack victims. While Penn is reaching out to affected individuals, Phoenix discovered the breach just in time to be listed on the Cl0p ransomware website.

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AWS Unveils Game-Changing Security Tools at re:Invent 2025: Developers Rejoice!

AWS has unveiled a new superhero, the AWS Security Agent, designed to save developers from the clutches of security vulnerabilities. This proactive agent performs automated reviews and context-aware penetration testing, ensuring your code is as secure as Fort Knox. With AWS Security Agent, every developer can sleep a little easier.

3 weeks ago

Microsoft Quietly Zaps LNK Bug: Say Goodbye to Sneaky Shortcuts!

Microsoft finally fixed the sneaky LNK vulnerability that gave hackers the perfect hide-and-seek playground. This bug hid malicious code in plain sight, but now Windows shows the full picture in shortcut file properties. So, don’t worry, your shortcuts are no longer plotting against you!

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Spyware Guidelines: A Global Comedy of Errors or a Cybersecurity Savior?

The Pall Mall Process is the latest international attempt to prevent commercial spyware from becoming the digital version of a wild west saloon. With tech giants and 27 governments on board, they’re out to corral irresponsible behavior and turn cyber cowboys into responsible citizens. Giddy-up, spyware market, it’s time for guidelines!

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ShadyPanda’s Sneaky Browser Heist: 4.3 Million Users Hit by Spyware!

ShadyPanda’s espionage operation, infecting over 4.3 million Chrome and Edge users, is a masterclass in patience. By disguising malicious extensions as innocent tools, they played the “long game,” turning everyday browsing into a surveillance nightmare. Remember, when it comes to extensions, even the most innocent-looking can hide a panda with a plan.

3 weeks ago

Password Managers: The Cybersecurity Hero with a Secret Weakness?

The password manager paradox: We’ve traded in our flimsy ‘123456’ passwords for a single, mighty master password, but it seems we’ve just moved the target. Now, all it takes is one master key in the wrong hands, and it’s like giving a cybercriminal the keys to your entire digital kingdom!

3 weeks ago

India’s New SIM Rules for Messaging Apps: A Comedy of Errors or Fraud’s Worst Nightmare?

India mandates SIM-linked messaging apps to combat fraud. Now, WhatsApp, Telegram, and others must ensure accounts are tied to active SIMs, aiming to curb scams and misuse. With mandatory auto-logouts and stricter verification, the Department of Telecommunications hopes to make fraudsters’ lives as difficult as explaining quantum physics to a cat.

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