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Windows 11 Update KB5067036: New Features Roll Out, Bugs Buzz Off!

The KB5067036 update for Windows 11 introduces the Administrator Protection feature and an updated Start Menu. The optional update, part of Microsoft’s non-security preview schedule, lets users test these features before next month’s Patch Tuesday. It adds bug fixes and new features, including a responsive Start Menu and improved cybersecurity measures.

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AT&T, Dublin Airport, and Air Arabia in Hot Water: Ransomware Group Strikes Again!

The Everest ransomware group is like Santa Claus, but evil and with a data breach twist. They’ve allegedly leaked AT&T Carrier’s job platform database and are offering Dublin Airport passenger and Air Arabia employee data for sale. With millions at stake, it’s a hacker’s holiday bonanza!

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Aisuru Botnet Unleashes Internet Mayhem with 20TB/Second DDoS Attacks!

In a plot twist straight out of a sci-fi thriller, the Aisuru botnet has taken DDoS attacks to a record-breaking 20Tb/sec. This Mirai-based IoT villain focuses on online gaming, turning everyday devices into unwitting accomplices. Netscout’s report suggests keeping your routers close and your cybersecurity closer.

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Python Bites Back: PSF Rejects $1.5M NSF Grant Over DEI Clash!

The Python Software Foundation withdrew its $1.5 million grant proposal from the U.S. National Science Foundation because the funding terms clashed with their commitment to diversity, equity, and inclusion. Apparently, the programmers decided that compromising on values was a bug and not a feature!

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Dentsu’s Data Debacle: Merkle’s Cyber Blunder Exposes Sensitive Info!

Dentsu’s U.S. subsidiary Merkle faced a cybersecurity incident, exposing staff and client data. Systems were taken offline as a precaution, and Dentsu reported the breach to authorities. Despite the chaos, at least their Japanese network remains untouched—because nothing says “global crisis” like international data theft!

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TEE.Fail: The Sneaky $1,000 Hack That Pokes Holes in Intel and AMD’s Best Security

Researchers unveiled TEE.Fail, a side-channel attack that exposes secrets from trusted execution environments like Intel SGX and AMD SEV-SNP. Using budget-friendly gear, they can snoop on DDR5 memory traffic. Despite the groundbreaking nature of TEE.Fail, Intel and AMD humorously deem these physical attacks “out of scope,” leaving us questioning what scope even means.

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Qilin Ransomware: Windows-Linux Tango Leaves Security Tools Dancing in the Dark!

Qilin ransomware has gone stealthy, executing Linux encryptors on Windows using Windows Subsystem for Linux. This trick lets them dodge conventional security tools like a ninja in a software dojo. As if ransomware wasn’t pesky enough, now it’s bilingual, speaking both Windows and Linux fluently. It’s a cybercrime crossover episode!

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When Cybersecurity Gets Real: CISA’s Warning on DELMIA Apriso Vulnerabilities!

CISA warns that cyber attackers are exploiting vulnerabilities in Dassault Systèmes’ DELMIA Apriso. With hackers getting in faster than a cat burglar on roller skates, IT admins should prioritize patching up these loopholes. Remember, it’s better to be safe than sorry—especially when sorry involves a hacker partying in your system.

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Microsoft’s Pricey AI Blunder: ACCC Sues Over Misleading Copilot Upgrade

The ACCC is taking Microsoft to court, accusing them of tricking 2.7 million Australians into upgrading to the pricier Microsoft 365 plan with Copilot AI. The catch? Users could have stayed on their existing plan at no extra cost, but Microsoft allegedly kept that option under wraps.

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Microsoft’s New App-Builder: Turning Procrastinators into App Creators in Minutes!

Microsoft just announced the new Microsoft 365 Copilot feature, App Builder. Imagine crafting apps using your Microsoft 365 data with the ease of chatting over coffee. App Builder transforms natural language requests into interactive elements, while ensuring security. It’s like having a tech-savvy barista for your app needs, minus the caffeine.

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Herodotus Hits: New Android Trojan Mimics Humans, Targets Global Banks

The Herodotus Android banking trojan is causing havoc in Italy and Brazil, even making its victims question if their phones are possessed. This malware hilariously mimics human behavior, throwing in random typing delays to avoid detection. It’s like a digital prankster with malicious intent, targeting financial apps and stealing credentials.

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Teen’s Dark Spiral: Inside the Disturbing World of ‘764’ Network and Its Shocking Crimes

A 19-year-old from Porterville is in hot water, facing charges tied to the notorious 764 network. Accused of animal cruelty, child exploitation, and cyberstalking, he’s got more counts than a toddler learning to count. If convicted, he could face serious time, proving crime doesn’t pay, but it sure racks up those legal fees.

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Crypto Con Artists: The Rise of Fake Investment Platforms in Asia

Fake investment platforms are taking financial crime in Asia to new heights—or should we say, new lows. Group-IB’s research reveals these sophisticated scams use slick trading interfaces to swindle victims through social media, aided by chatty chatbots and recycled tech tricks. It’s a digital con artist’s paradise, but not for long if cybersecurity teams have…

1 week ago

Crypto Con Artists: The Rise of Fake Investment Platforms in Asia

Fake investment platforms are taking financial crime in Asia to new heights—or should we say, new lows. Group-IB’s research reveals these sophisticated scams use slick trading interfaces to swindle victims through social media, aided by chatty chatbots and recycled tech tricks. It’s a digital con artist’s paradise, but not for long if cybersecurity teams have…

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TEE.Fail: The $1,000 Hack That Makes CPUs Spill Their Secrets!

Researchers unleashed TEE.Fail, a side-channel attack exposing Trusted Execution Environments (TEEs) like Intel’s SGX and AMD’s SEV-SNP. Forget high-tech espionage—this $1,000 hack could be pulled off by someone who thinks RAM is a sheep’s uncle. It’s a wake-up call for “confidential computing” in DDR5 systems.

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Google Chrome’s Secure Shift: Say Goodbye to HTTP Hijinks by 2026! 🚫🔗

Starting October 2026, Google Chrome will default to HTTPS connections, making insecure HTTP sites a thing of the past. Chrome 154 will ask for user permission before visiting non-HTTPS sites, protecting against man-in-the-middle attacks and ensuring safer browsing. So, wave goodbye to insecure connections and hello to a safer internet experience!

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North Korean Hackers’ Web3 Heist: A Comedy of Errors on Zoom and Telegram

North Korean threat actors are spicing up their cyber mischief with GhostCall and GhostHire campaigns, targeting Web3 and blockchain sectors. From fake Zoom calls to Telegram recruitment scams, they’re on a mission to infect systems faster than you can say “blockchain.” Apparently, hacking is a full-time job now.

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KnowBe4’s 2025 Partner Awards: Celebrating Cybersecurity Champions or Just Another Trophy Hunt?

KnowBe4 celebrates its 2025 Partner Programme Awards, honoring EMEA partners for cybersecurity brilliance. From creative marketing to championing products, these partners have embraced human risk management, making them the heroes of cybersecurity. Who knew the secret to fighting cybercrime was a touch of award-winning flair?

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Chrome’s “Operation ForumTroll” Fiasco: Spyware, Espionage, and a Patchy Escape Plan!

Google Chrome’s CVE-2025-2783 flaw, exploited by Mem3nt0 mori in “Operation ForumTroll,” turned phishing links into instant infections. This sophisticated espionage, involving Memento Labs’ tools, targeted organizations in Russia and Belarus. Google’s patch arrived quickly, but the incident highlights ongoing spyware threats lurking in the wild.

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Sweden’s Power Grid Dodges Bullet as Hackers Swipe Data: The Great File Transfer Fiasco!

Hackers breached Svenska kraftnät, Sweden’s power grid operator, through an isolated file transfer system, stealing 280 GB of data. Luckily, the power grid itself remained as untouched as a salad at a pizza party. Everest ransomware group claimed responsibility, adding the breach to their Tor data leak site.

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