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Gravwell Scores $15.4M: Turbocharging Enterprise Security with a Dash of AI Auditing

Gravwell, the enterprise data analytics and security platform, has secured a $15.4 million Series A funding round. Emerging from stealth in 2021, it aims to boost security teams’ data investigation capabilities. With new funding, Gravwell plans to enhance product development and customer service, all while keeping a watchful eye on AI’s antics.

2 months ago

Father of SBOMs Joins NetRise: A Match Made in Cybersecurity Heaven

Dr. Allan Friedman, the Father of SBOMs, joins NetRise as a strategic advisor. While AI’s potential grows, Friedman insists SBOMs remain essential for software supply chain security. “AI is great,” he says, “but it still needs its SBOM veggies for a balanced diet.”

2 months ago

Star Blizzard Strikes Again: Russian Hackers Unleash New Malware Madness, Leaving Cyber Sleuths Scrambling

The Star Blizzard hacker group, also known as ColdRiver, is deploying new malware like “NoRobot” and “MaybeRobot” in intricate schemes, starting with crafty ClickFix social engineering. Forget phishing—this is more like “phishing on steroids.” While researchers scramble to keep up, ColdRiver’s hacking playbook reads like a spy novel with a twist of tech-savvy humor.

2 months ago

PolarEdge: The Router Ransacker Revealed – A Botnet Comedy of Errors

PolarEdge malware turns routers into unwitting accomplices, like a tech-savvy Pied Piper. It sneaks into Cisco, ASUS, QNAP, and Synology devices, forming a mysterious botnet. With a handshake of encryption and stealth, PolarEdge’s backdoor listens for commands, while its purpose remains as elusive as a Wi-Fi password at a tech conference.

2 months ago

Meta’s Scam-Busting Crusade: How They’re Shielding You from Digital Scammers

Meta is rolling out new tools to protect users from scams on Messenger and WhatsApp. With warnings for unknown video call contacts and scam detection features, users are less likely to be duped into sharing sensitive information. It’s like having a digital watchdog that says, “Hey, that fishy message smells worse than three-day-old sushi!”

2 months ago

Defakto Secures $30.75M to Revolutionize Non-Human Identity Management and Eliminate Overprivileged Access

Defakto has secured $30.75 million in Series B funding to boost its non-human identity and access management platform. Led by XYZ Venture Capital, this Californian company aims to replace static credentials with dynamic identities for AI agents and services, ensuring seamless integration across AWS, Azure, and Google Cloud.

2 months ago

Scam Saga: Deepfake Conmen Target Singapore with Fake Ads and Impersonations

Cybersecurity experts have uncovered a scam impersonating Singapore’s top officials using verified Google Ads and deepfake videos. The operation targeted locals by directing them to a fraudulent investment platform. The scam involved fake news sites and deepfake videos of Singapore prime minister Lawrence Wong to appear credible. Stay vigilant against such sophisticated frauds.

2 months ago

CISA’s Vulnerability Catalog: Oracle, Windows, and Apple’s Greatest Hits!

The U.S. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) has added Oracle, Windows, Kentico, and Apple flaws to its Known Exploited Vulnerabilities catalog. With vulnerabilities so glaring, it’s like giving hackers an all-access backstage pass. Admins, grab your patches—it’s time to defend the digital stage before the curtain falls!

2 months ago

PassiveNeuron Strikes Again: Cyber Threats Resurface to Target Servers Worldwide

Kaspersky reports that the PassiveNeuron campaign has been targeting high-profile organizations across Asia, Africa, and Latin America with custom implants like Neursite and NeuralExecutor. The threat actor seems to enjoy a world tour of chaos, proving once again that cybercrime knows no borders—only firewalls to breach.

2 months ago

Veeam’s $1.7B Data Defense Power Play: A Match Made in Cybersecurity Heaven or Disaster?

Veeam Software is set to acquire Securiti AI for $1.725 billion, combining forces to tackle the “Where’s Waldo?” of data management. This power couple aims to eliminate the challenge of managing fragmented data across apps, clouds, and endpoints. With over 550,000 customers, Veeam’s about to make data disappear—except when you need it!

2 months ago

CISA’s Cyber Safari: Hunting Down the Latest Vulnerabilities in Windows and Kentico!

CISA warns that the Windows SMB vulnerability, CVE-2025-33073, and Kentico Xperience CMS flaws are actively exploited. Think of it as a cybercriminal’s buffet where improper access control and authentication bypass are the main courses. Federal agencies have three weeks to address these tech hiccups before they become a full-blown cyber circus.

2 months ago

Ransom Ruckus: Fewer Attacks, Bigger Payouts in 2025’s Cybercrime Surge

The 2025 Global Threat Landscape Report reveals a 44% increase in the average ransomware payment, now at $3.6 million. Despite fewer attacks, cybercriminals are opting for precision strikes with heftier payouts, leaving healthcare and government sectors shelling out up to $7.5 million. It’s fewer attacks, higher stakes, and a cybercriminal’s dream come true!

2 months ago

Microsoft Squashes Pesky Outlook Bug: Classic Email Client Rises Again!

Microsoft has fixed a major bug that stopped Microsoft 365 users from launching the classic Outlook email client on Windows. While the error had users feeling like they’d been ghosted by their own inbox, the Outlook team is on high alert ensuring the issue doesn’t pull a Houdini and reappear.

2 months ago

China’s Salt Typhoon Strikes Again: European Telecom Hacked via Citrix Exploit

China-linked Salt Typhoon, also known as Earth Estries and other names, breached a European telecom in July 2025 using a Citrix NetScaler Gateway exploit. This cyberespionage escapade underscores the need for advanced threat detection, as the group’s stealthy tactics leave traditional security measures feeling like they’ve been caught in a tech typhoon.

2 months ago

Sendmarc’s Secret Weapon: Dan Levinson to Elevate Email Security in North America

Sendmarc has appointed Dan Levinson as Customer Success Director for North America, reinforcing their expansion efforts. With his 15 years of email security expertise, Levinson aims to build a support team to enhance DMARC adoption. Expect fewer impersonation risks and more deliverability—because nothing says “customer success” like emails that actually succeed!

2 months ago

Dataminr’s $290M Power Move: Acquires ThreatConnect to Supercharge AI Threat Detection!

Dataminr is set to acquire ThreatConnect for $290 million, combining forces to create AI-powered client-tailored intelligence. Together, they’ll transform real-time event and risk detection by merging Dataminr’s public data signals with ThreatConnect’s internal capabilities. This merger promises to make intelligence not just actionable, but downright clairvoyant—or at least that’s the goal!

2 months ago

Texas Turbulence: Envoy Air Hit by CL0P Ransomware Amid Oracle EBS Exploit

CL0P’s latest gig? A daring heist on Envoy Air through an Oracle E-Business Suite zero-day vulnerability. While no sensitive customer data was compromised, it’s a clear reminder to buckle up and patch up. Who knew hacking could be this… plane?

2 months ago

GlassWorm Wreaks Havoc: The Invisible Threat Haunting Visual Studio Developers

Visual Studio developers, brace yourselves: a cunning worm named GlassWorm is prowling the OpenVSX marketplace! This malware swipes credentials, drains crypto wallets, and even sneaks in a VNC server for remote access. Using the Solana blockchain for its command-and-control, it’s like playing whack-a-mole with invisible moles. Stay vigilant, code warriors!

2 months ago

AI Security: A Double-Edged Sword or Defender’s Best Friend?

Securing AI in cyber defense is like training a guard dog that might chew through the fence. Establish trust for agentic AI systems with strong identity security, ensuring these ‘interns that never sleep’ work smarter, not riskier. Balance augmentation and automation to let AI handle the mundane while humans tackle the nuanced.

2 months ago

Ransomware Chaos: Muji’s Zen Vibes Disrupted by Askul’s Cyber Fiasco!

Muji’s online store has been zapped into a Zen-less void, courtesy of a ransomware attack on logistics partner Askul. Customers eager for serene stationery or furniture are instead greeted with error messages. As Japan’s minimalism fans wait for updates, their calm will have to come from somewhere other than a Muji checkout page.

2 months ago
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