The 2024 CWE Top 25 Most Dangerous Software Weaknesses list is out, and it’s like a who’s who of software’s worst nightmares. CISA’s Secure by Design and Secure by Demand initiatives encourage developers and organizations to tackle these weaknesses head-on, ensuring your software security strategy doesn’t resemble Swiss cheese.

USDA’s FIDO implementation showcases how to outwit cyber scammers with phishing-resistant authentication. By ditching passwords for cryptographic keys, USDA proves that moving beyond password authentication is not just smarter, it’s safer.

BlackSuit ransomware is back with a vengeance, rebranding from Royal and targeting industries globally. Despite claiming “small compensation,” their demands equal about 1.6% of a victim’s annual revenue. With 93 victims so far, Ignoble Scorpius, the masterminds behind this threat, show no signs of stopping. Stay vigilant or risk being black-suited!

Apple has patched two exploited vulnerabilities affecting both Intel and ARM systems. One involves arbitrary code execution via JavaScriptCore, the other targets WebKit’s cookie management with potential cross-site scripting attacks. Patches are available for Safari and all Apple operating systems, so update now if you don’t want your tech to crumble like a stale cookie!

View CSAF: Mitsubishi Electric’s MELSEC iQ-F Series might just need a nap! A denial-of-service vulnerability, CVSS 7.5, could let remote attackers disrupt Ethernet communication. The fix? A firmware update and some network TLC to dodge those uninvited guests. Time to play IT bouncer and keep the cyber riffraff at bay!

CISA released an Industrial Control Systems advisory on November 19, 2024, urging users to check out the latest security scoop on vulnerabilities and exploits. Don’t miss this riveting episode of “As the Cyber World Turns” starring your favorite tech, ICS!

FrostyGoop/BUSTLEBERM, the OT-centric malware that sounds like a winter-themed dessert, disrupted Lviv’s heating infrastructure in 2024, leaving over 600 buildings cold. Using Modbus TCP, it wreaked havoc on industrial control systems. FrostyGoop is a chilling reminder that cybersecurity is no laughing matter—even if the name is.

Detecting a debugger in Linux isn’t as simple as spotting a ninja at a yoga class. This Python script takes a sneak peek at the TracerPid line in /proc/self/status to see if a debugger is lurking. On Windows, it’s like checking if someone is wearing a hat—just use IsDebuggerPresent.

Oracle Security Alert: CVE-2024-21287 is a vulnerability in Oracle PLM that could spill secrets like a chatty coworker. Exploitable without authentication, it allows file disclosure. Patch it pronto or risk your data taking a walk on the wild side!

CISA has updated its Known Exploited Vulnerabilities Catalog with three new entries, including CVE-2024-0012. This isn’t just a techy list—it’s a cyber nightmare fuel inventory! Public and private sectors are urged to patch these vulnerabilities ASAP to avoid being the next headline in a cyber-thriller.

Beware of Operation Lunar Peek! CVE-2024-0012 in Palo Alto Networks PAN-OS allows attackers to perform admin actions. Fixes are available, so update and restrict access to trusted IPs. PAN-OS versions 10.2 to 11.2 are affected, but Cloud NGFW and Prisma Access are safe from this cosmic invasion.

Citrix Virtual Apps and Desktops might turn your remote work into a hacker’s dream. A privilege escalation vulnerability could allow attackers to control the server, while session recording reviews are prone to deserialization vulnerabilities. Remember, with great tech power comes great responsibility—or at least, a few security headaches!

Get ready to ride the cybersecurity roller coaster with the ISC Stormcast for Monday, November 18th, 2024. Buckle up for a thrilling adventure through the latest digital storms, featuring security updates, vulnerabilities, and a sprinkle of humor to keep you on your toes!

TP-Link routers once came with a preinstalled backdoor, like an uninvited guest who refuses to leave. Even after a decade, it’s unclear if it was ever patched. Here’s hoping those routers have either been retired or finally received a security makeover.

A security flaw in SOPlanning 1.52.01, a Simple Online Planning Tool, allows remote code execution with authenticated access. Unleash your inner hacker—just don’t forget your username and password! Exploit this vulnerability on Ubuntu and you might even get an interactive shell. Remember: with great power comes great IT support bills.

North Korean IT workers posing as fake job seekers are leading phishing attacks from Laos, targeting unsuspecting companies. The CL-STA-0237 cluster secured roles in major tech firms by exploiting a U.S.-based SMB IT services company. These cybermindful imposters are not just seeking stable income but are now peddling malware worldwide.

The Life2000 Ventilation System has vulnerabilities including hard-coded credentials and insufficient logging—like leaving your house unlocked with a neon “Welcome” sign. To avoid uninvited guests tampering with your ventilator settings, Baxter advises not leaving it unattended. Remember, even machines need a little privacy! View CSAF for more details.

View CSAF: The 2N Access Commander is facing a serious case of cyber hiccups with vulnerabilities like Path Traversal and Insufficient Verification of Data Authenticity. Attackers could exploit these to gain unauthorized control, proving once again that even digital security needs vitamins and a firewall a day to keep the hackers away.

Rockwell Automation’s Arena Input Analyzer has a vulnerability akin to a bouncer who can’t spot a fake ID. This glitch allows attackers to disclose information and execute arbitrary code if users open a malicious DFT file. To avoid this party crasher, update to version 16.20.04 or later. View CSAF for more details.

Attention, FactoryTalk Updater users! Rockwell Automation’s FactoryTalk Updater software is in hot water with vulnerabilities that could lead to authentication bypass, remote code execution, and local privilege escalation. Update to version 4.20.00 and follow mitigation steps to keep your systems safe from these digital hijinks!