Tune in to the ISC Stormcast for Wednesday, November 26th, 2025, where cybersecurity insights are delivered with all the flair of a tech-savvy stand-up routine! Get ready to laugh and learn as we break down the latest threats and trends. Don’t miss this whirlwind of information and humor!

View CSAF: Warning! SiRcom SMART Alert (SiSA) has a vulnerability rated CVSS v4 8.8, allowing remote exploitations. A critical function is missing authentication, letting attackers potentially orchestrate an impromptu emergency siren symphony. CISA urges users to secure their systems and avoid unexpected concertos.

View CSAF to learn how Festo products can turn a hacker’s dream into reality with a remote vulnerability buffet! Exploitable with low attack complexity, these vulnerabilities allow attackers to access devices without authentication. So, unless you want a hacker as your new IT guy, it’s time to tighten those security screws!

The groov View API vulnerability, dubbed CVE-2025-13084, exposes sensitive user metadata and API keys. It’s like leaving your front door open with a welcome mat that says “Hackers Welcome.” Opto 22 has released a patch, so unless you want your data to become the internet’s new favorite reality show, update now!

Zenitel’s TCIV-3+ has more holes than Swiss cheese! With vulnerabilities like OS Command Injection, Out-of-bounds Write, and Cross-site Scripting, it’s a hacker’s playground. View CSAF for full details and remember, always sanitize your inputs and your hands! Stay safe, stay updated, and keep the bad guys out.

Attention, Arena Simulation users! Rockwell Automation’s product has a stack-based buffer overflow vulnerability. It may sound like spaghetti code gone wrong, but it’s serious. Ensure you upgrade Arena Simulation to version 16.20.11 or later to avoid local attackers running arbitrary code faster than you can say “buffer bloat.”

View CSAF alert: Ashlar-Vellum products face vulnerabilities with a CVSS v4 score of 8.4. While these bugs aren’t remotely exploitable, they could still allow attackers to execute arbitrary code. Time to update and secure your creative software before hackers give your projects an unexpected twist!

In the world of AI, the dual-use dilemma is real: the same power that helps defend can also attack. Meet WormGPT and KawaiiGPT, the mischief-makers of the AI world, proving that even the most sophisticated tech can end up in the wrong hands. It’s like giving a toddler a chainsaw—what could possibly go wrong?

Get ready for the ISC Stormcast for November 25th, 2025, where security updates hit harder than your morning coffee and malware news will make you wish for a simpler time—like dial-up internet.

CISA warns that cyber threat actors are using commercial spyware to target mobile messaging app users. Their tactics include phishing, zero-click exploits, and impersonation of platforms like Signal and WhatsApp. High-value individuals and organizations are at risk, so users should review CISA’s guidance on safeguarding communications and mitigating these threats.

URL mapping vulnerabilities are like the secret tunnels in a spy movie—exciting, risky, and prone to mishaps! From Oracle Identity Manager to Hitachi Vantara Pentaho, these quirks can let the wrong guests crash the party. So, developers, keep your URLs in line, or the next plot twist might star you and a botnet!

YARA-X’s 1.10.0 release introduces the “fix warnings” command. Got a rule like “FixableCountWarning” causing headaches? Fear not! YARA-X can now automatically replace “0” with “none” to fix it. Just remember, it alters your original file faster than you can say “oops!” and doesn’t create a backup.

Wireshark release 4.6.1 swoops in like a digital superhero, squashing 2 vulnerabilities and 20 bugs with the grace of a caffeinated programmer on a deadline. Enjoy a smoother network analysis experience with fewer crashes and more peace of mind!

CISA’s KEV Catalog just got a new member, adding to the federal cyber threat soap opera. This vulnerability isn’t just any bug; it’s the life of the party for cyber intruders. With BOD 22-01 calling the shots, federal agencies must act fast or face the wrath of digital chaos.

AWS Wickr users beware: your conversations might be more persistent than your last diet. Due to CVE-2025-13524, your audio stream could continue after hanging up. Update to version 6.62.13 to avoid unexpected eavesdropping. Let’s keep your secrets, secret!

Phishing messages are typically as exciting as watching paint dry, but occasionally they reveal unexpected twists. Enter CSS stuffing—a sneaky trick using heaps of innocent-looking code to outsmart security filters. It’s like disguising a Trojan horse as an overstuffed burrito! Talk about giving “style” a whole new meaning in phishing.

View CSAF: A vulnerability in Emerson’s Appleton UPSMON-PRO could lead to remote code execution with SYSTEM privileges. Exploit this opportunity to replace outdated tech and secure your network. Remember, when it comes to cybersecurity, it’s better to be a proactive hero than a reactive zero.

Beware of the input validation gremlin lurking in Siemens TIA-Portal! A vulnerability in Festo’s didactic products could spell trouble, allowing intruders to create or overwrite files. View CSAF advisories and update your systems, because nobody wants their engineering system files rewritten by a cyber trickster. Stay safe, and keep the gremlins at bay!

View CSAF: Festo’s MSE6 gadgets have an unintended party trick—hidden functionality that could lead to a complete loss of confidentiality, integrity, and availability. With a CVSS score of 8.8, it’s like discovering your toaster can access the internet. Remember, always read the user manual… or else.

Attention tech wizards: Opto 22’s GRV-EPIC and groov RIO devices could be your next remote-control car if not patched! A vulnerability allows remote code execution with root privileges. So unless you want hackers joyriding through your systems, upgrade to firmware version 4.0.3 ASAP. Remember, stay patched, not hacked!